300

Whoops, hang on one second I think my face just fell off again after it was ROCKED OFF from the most ass kicking movie made in 2007 and possibly EVER!!! Thats right, 300 is the type of movie that gives your eyes boners, its the type of movie that makes you shit dvd copies of lesser movies, its the type of movie that puts hair on men's chests, the type that is so kickass that while said ass is being kicked, its kicking more ass while that ass is hitting someone's balls with a hammer.

The movie starts out with a young King Leonidas going through the typical Spartan training, that training is called "I'm-a-gonna-kick-your-ass". In one scene he fights off a wolf twice his size and doesn't even break a sweat. We then jump 30 years into the future to where he now is king and fucking his wife...hardcore doggie style. He's greeted by a messenger from Xerxes basically telling him that unless he kneels before Xerxes, that Xerxes is going to come in and wipe out Sparta. Leonidas doesn't take to kindly to this, so with the "caps lock" "on" he kindly tells the messenger where Leonidas stands on the issue.

Then the rest of the movie happens, which is filled with totally ass kicking ass kicking sequences of fighting between 300 Spartans and countless Persians. The movie might not have much of a plot, but when its this awesome....it doesn't need one. This is style over substance at its finest and will leave you wanting more. So do yourself a favor and see this movie, even better, see it in IMAX and have your faced rocked off....permanently.