Ok, so thats not the real movie, but is quit funny. (Good ole PBF)
Anyways, your liking of this movie is dependent on 1 big criteria.....can you shut off your brain and just enjoy the action. If you can't, then you're going to hate this film, there are moments when logic seems to fail everyone, physics seems to be thrown out the window, and scenes appear rushed. One such example is the death of a certain character I believe the words that Optimus says are "We shall miss our valued friend, but we have made new friends". And thats it, thats all thats said, seems pretty cold, even for a robot.
So if thats the bad, whats the good....EVERYTHING ELSE. THE ACTION IN THIS MOVIE MAKES SPIDERMAN 3 LOOK LIKE WOMENS GOLF! Plus there is a new hot piece of ass in town, her name is (play this when looking at pics) Megan Fox. The basic premise of the movie is that some kickass robots want to get this cube, but these other kickass robots want to stop them from getting this cube. Some action takes place, then Megan Fox (gulp), then more action, followed by more Megan Fox (down boy), then fucktastic action, then Megan Fox (thats it I'm going to polish the one eyed monster), then some even more fucktastic action, followed by an open ending, since they've already given the go ahead for 2 more movies. To put it bluntly the action alone in this movie will give you a chubby, then Megan fox is there just to make sure you have to go change your pants every 20 minutes. This is a movie made for Michael Bay to make, its not going to win any Oscars for its acting (although Shia Lebouf did a very good job), or for its story, but who gives a fuck, ITS ROBOTS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER ROBOTS! For a popcorn eating summer movie its a 10 out of 10.
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