The It Crowd Series 2 Episode 2

Torrent.

Does Having a Vagina Make You A Douchebag?

So I was at the local Sams Club to buy 2 things, Cereal and Diced Fruit. 2 things, thats it, and I originally went there for just the cereal but I thought peaches and pears looked good. There were 3 registers open so I went to the one with only 2 people in line. The first was a man with about 20 things things and he was about half checked out. The second was a women whom I shall her-to-for refer to as "fuckface". Fuckface had a cart full of random shit, I'm guessing about 50 items, which if you've been to sams club you know thats a lot of shit considering the "bulk" theme of the store. So a considerate person....a male....would see that I have 2 items and let me go first. But not fuckface, thats just not her thing. So she starts to get her stuff rung up and with about 3 items left she notices that one of her cans of soup has a dent in it, so she says "I'm going to run back and get a different one", which if you translate that really says, "I'm going to hold up the line even more by running to the back of the store". At this point I'm getting pretty pissed off, even the guy behind me who has about 10 items is looking pissed off. So when fuckface eventually returns with her precious soup she goes to pay. And she looks at the credit card machine like its this strange object, so after taking about 10 seconds to figure out what the hell it is the cashier tells her what to do "slide your card here". So fuckface pulls out a visa card and slides it the wrong way, then she sits and waits for it to do nothing, the cashier finally pipes in that they don't accept visa, only discover and mastercard. Then fuckface decides, well I'll just write a check. Dear God!!! Eventually fuckface hands over the check and is on her merry way...or so I thought. I get my 2 items rung up and am gone in under 45 seconds after she has taken 10 minutes. I'm on my way out of the store when I get to the guy at the exit who checks all the items and she has just finished, so he looks at my receipt and I'm walking out the door, when looky here, fuckface has stopped in the middle of the door to tie her shoe or some shit like that, I was tempted to kick her in the ass. So I'll leave you with this, FUCK YOU FUCKFACE!

On a lighter note Jessica Biel is quite good looking.

The Andy Dick Show

Not sure if I was the only one that watched this show but here is a massive video collection of what seems to be every skit they did on the show. Enjoy.

The IT Crowd Season 2 Episode 1

Dan already posted, but for those who wish to download a high quality version.

Get it here.

Top Gear Series 10 Spoiler?

It appears they will be competing in a 24 hour endurance race. Check out car #78.

Its Been A While, Just Thought We Could Use The Reminder

Stuck? No.

So I just got done returning a data logging probe to a well when on my way back I thought, I'll take a slight detour here and go see how high the Vermilion River is. I went to a place that I have been to many times over the past few weeks, of course never after a rain event. And this is what happened.




You can't see it well from the pictures but the trench at its deepest is about 8" deep, which is up to the hubcaps on the truck.

You'll notice grass in the trench, that was placed there by me once I was stuck. The reason I went the way I did was because thats where the path was, had I known it was soft and muddy, I would have gone 5 feet to the west of where I was, the ground there was rock solid.

Top Gear Series 10 in October!?!?

According to the applause store they will be back in October.

Look What I Saw On The Road Today

Four Wheelers

Thats where Trevor got stuck in muck and it took the other 4 wheelers winch to get him out.


This is a location somewhere going down the river.

And this is 2.6 miles from Lake Koronis.