Cloverfield

So whats all this hub ub about in this "Cloverfield" movie. Well let me give you a rundown of what this movie is all about.

Premise of movie: A giant monster is attacking New York

Premise of Premise of movie: Smaller monsters that fall off the big monsters back are attacking New York

Premise of Premise of Premise of movie: We're fucked!

Cloverfield is a movie unlike any movie thats been done before, there is nothing traditional about this. At no point do you get the standard military "what is it?", "how do we destroy it?", etc. It all starts out at a commercial for Abercrombie and Fitch, where beautiful people party with beautiful people, but before you know it the statue of liberty is headless, the empire state building is now a pile of rubble and the monster has just fucked you in the ass. If I were to describe this movie in one phrase I'd say "this movie is like a pussy that eats YOU out".

Some words of wisdom, at the very end pay attention to the right side of the screen, it'll blow your mind, and stay there until the end of the credits.