So I was at the local Sams Club to buy 2 things, Cereal and Diced Fruit. 2 things, thats it, and I originally went there for just the cereal but I thought peaches and pears looked good. There were 3 registers open so I went to the one with only 2 people in line. The first was a man with about 20 things things and he was about half checked out. The second was a women whom I shall her-to-for refer to as "fuckface". Fuckface had a cart full of random shit, I'm guessing about 50 items, which if you've been to sams club you know thats a lot of shit considering the "bulk" theme of the store. So a considerate person....a male....would see that I have 2 items and let me go first. But not fuckface, thats just not her thing. So she starts to get her stuff rung up and with about 3 items left she notices that one of her cans of soup has a dent in it, so she says "I'm going to run back and get a different one", which if you translate that really says, "I'm going to hold up the line even more by running to the back of the store". At this point I'm getting pretty pissed off, even the guy behind me who has about 10 items is looking pissed off. So when fuckface eventually returns with her precious soup she goes to pay. And she looks at the credit card machine like its this strange object, so after taking about 10 seconds to figure out what the hell it is the cashier tells her what to do "slide your card here". So fuckface pulls out a visa card and slides it the wrong way, then she sits and waits for it to do nothing, the cashier finally pipes in that they don't accept visa, only discover and mastercard. Then fuckface decides, well I'll just write a check. Dear God!!! Eventually fuckface hands over the check and is on her merry way...or so I thought. I get my 2 items rung up and am gone in under 45 seconds after she has taken 10 minutes. I'm on my way out of the store when I get to the guy at the exit who checks all the items and she has just finished, so he looks at my receipt and I'm walking out the door, when looky here, fuckface has stopped in the middle of the door to tie her shoe or some shit like that, I was tempted to kick her in the ass. So I'll leave you with this, FUCK YOU FUCKFACE!
On a lighter note Jessica Biel is quite good looking.
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